This is a work of complete fiction. It just popped into my brain and I wrote it down. No one under legal age may read this, if you know what’s good for you. No one over legal age should read this for the same reason. Please feel free to repost this in any non-pay site but it would be nice if you could let me know where. All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person. Comments are always welcome and appreciated.
Go (all the way) Daddy: Starring Danica Patrick
Story Codes: MMM/F, Voy, Exhib
“I have to What!?” Danica Patrick, model and NASCAR driver, yelled at her agent. “There is no way I’m doing that!”
Danica had been woken up out of a sound sleep by her agent’s frantic phone call. Hysterically he insisted that they meet at his office so he could explain something important in person. Now, an hour later, Danica was sitting in front of his desk, starring at him in wide eyed shock. There was no way she could have expected him to say what he had just said.
Danica’s agent wrung his hands frantically. “Well… Danica. I’m afraid you don’t really… I mean you could say ‘no’, but… well… you’d be sued into bankruptcy. You’re under legal contract.”
“What!?” Danica stood up quickly. She was smartly dressed in a white, button up shirt and grey blazer that matched her grey skirt that was bunched up high on her toned thighs. She didn’t even notice the extra amount of naked leg she was exposing as she began pacing back and forth in front of her agent’s desk. “How is this even possible?”
Danica’s agent pushed a stack of papers closer to his beautiful client. “Well, apparently, I mean technically, you know… legally it’s false advertising. The lawyers are saying that the site is promising ‘uncensored’ adult material and not delivering. And if the site is sued, so are you.”
Danica began shuffling through the papers. “And the judge is buying this?”
“Ahem, well… Yes.” The agent straightened his tie nervously as he stood up and shuffled over to Danica. “Our lawyers and I have been in front of 4 different judges appealing this. Unfortunately 3 of them were men.”
“What about the fourth? You said 3 of them were men, so the fourth was a woman. Right?”
“Crap!” Danica yelled in frustration.
Danica’s agent embraced her in a warm hug. “We can keep fighting this until we find a gay judge, but it’s going to take time and a lot of money. We can fight our way into the poor house, but if we find a gay judge odds are he’s in the closet and if he rules in your favor he’ll essentially be outing himself.”
Danica wrapped her arms around her agent. “I’m stuck. Aren’t I?”
Danica’s agent sweetly kissed the top of her head. “It’s up to you, sweetie.”
Danica peered up at her agent’s warm eyes. “Fine. I’ll do it. But there better be a giant bottle of Jack in my changing room.”
Three days later Danica was at the filming studio in her dressing room downing shot after shot of whiskey. She’d arrived an hour earlier and immediately started drinking after changing into her outfit. And since her outfit consisted of a tiny, neon, lime green bikini she’d had plenty of time to drink. So she sat for the rest of the hour wrapped in a short, black robe and drank herself into a stupor.
“Ms. Patrick? The director’s ready for dress rehearsal,” a female aide said from the hall.
Danica downed her last shot. “Fuck rehearsal. Lessh just get thish shit done with.” She quickly crossed the small room and threw open the door, startling the small aide.
“Umm, yeah. I mean, yes. I’ll just tell the director,” the aide meekly said before scampering off.
Danica stumbled drunkenly down the hall, blearily trying to find the filming studio. She got lost repeatedly but finally made her way to the large room. Leaning heavily against the door frame she took a slow, confused look around the room. “Thish the rite plashe, right?”
The director looked up from across the room. “Ah. Ms. Patrick. So good to see you. My assistant says you wish to forgo the rehearsal and get straight to the filming.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Lesh film sith,” Danica slurred from the doorway.
“Excellent.” The director clapped his hands to get everyone’s attention away from the drunk race car driver. “We’ve already filmed the B-roll and secondary characters so now we just need Ms. Patrick to walk dramatically through the door, strut for 5 ft and cast off her robe. How’s that sound?”
“Sure as shit.” Danica clapped her hands, mocking the director and nearly losing her balance. “But I ain’t doing anything with…” Danica waved her arms around, indicating all the people in the room and nearly falling over again, “…all thesh people.”
The director smiled. “Don’t worry. We’ll clear everyone out before then.”
“Damn skippy,” Danica mumbled.
“Places Everyone!” the director yelled out and Danica stumbled backwards through the door. “Lights!” All the lights flashed on. “Cameras!”
The director’s assistant stepped in front of the camera with a small chalk board sign and said, “Go Daddy Danica Patrick. Take one,” and stepped away.
Danica took a deep breath to steady herself. She didn’t want to screw this up. She wanted it done and over with on the first take. Before she sobered up. She tousled her hair and strutted thought the back-lit doorway. At only 5” 2’ nobody could say she had the longest legs but the 4 inch, spiked heels made the race car driver’s toned legs look longer. She gripped the sash of the black robe and untied it, releasing the robe to float out behind her like a silk cape. With a practiced shrug of her shoulders the robe slid off of her arms and revealed her barely covered model’s body.
Danica’s firm, B-cup breasts were barely covered by the shimmering bikini top. The top had just enough material to cover her nipples but left the rest of her breasts nearly exposed and the shiny material tied behind her neck and back. The bikini bottoms covered her vagina but quickly turned into a tiny string that sank between her luscious ass-cheeks. She walked forward slowly, shaking her head so her long, dark hair flared around her beautiful face. All around her the other actors played their parts: pretending to be distracted by her, dropping whatever they may have been holding or pretending to trip as they all watched her strut out her nearly naked body. All of the actors were men and all of them watching her toned legs stretched out by her heels, her ass-cheeks flexing and bunching and relaxing, and her small breasts rising and falling on her chest.
Most of the actors moved to behind the cameras after they reached theirs marks but 3 male actors pretended to regain their composures and approached Danica as she stopped in the middle of the stage. As the three men surrounded her she gave them all a sexy grin, cocked a eyebrow and pretended to stare at the middle actor but instead looked at the camera directly of his shoulder. “You ready to go, Daddy?”
So lost in her drunken stupor that before the director could yell out cut Danica dropped to her knees in front of the three men. She quickly opened the first actor’s jeans and pulled them and his underwear down to his ankles, exposing his long, thick, semi-hard cock. She took a moment to appraise the exposed slab of meat in front of her. “They got pros,” she thought to herself as she licked her lips, making them moist for what had to happen next or she would lose every cent she had ever made. In a flash she grabbed the thick base of the first actor’s cock and shoved the warm meat into her mouth.
Everybody in the studio was in shock. Here was the beautiful Danica Patrick, NASCAR driver and model, on her knees with some guys dick in her mouth. Everybody had been told that after she finished her line the stage would be cleared and only a few, necessary crew would be left. Now they all watched as a actual celebrity deep-throated a stranger’s cock.
The director quickly regained his composure as Danica sloppily sucked the actor’s dick. Speaking loudly enough for the people around him to hear but not loud enough to disturb Danica he quickly began giving directions. “Ok people. Quick change of plans. Get the hand held and the lights in there. I wanna hear every lick and slurp so get the boom lowered. Quickly and quietly people. Let’s get in there.”
Giving up any and all technique for speed, Danica simply sucked on the strange dick as hard as she could and bobbed her head back and forth while jacking the base. As the cock got harder in her mouth she reached over to the other two actors and began rubbing their cocks through their jeans. The 1st actor quickly stripped off the rest of his clothes as the other two men began unbuckling their pants.
As soon as one of the other two actors released their pricks Danica released the first cock and began sucking on the second. Out of the corner of her eye she could see the third actor get his pants down and immediately switched to him. “Well, damn. All three are pros. Regular guys ain’t hung this well.” The smallest of the cocks had to be just over 7 inches and the biggest was closer to 8 ½ inches. She had spent 2 days arguing about the so-called script and they had all settled on the scene and positions. Also, as soon as there was a money shot they were done. She had hoped that she could finish them off with her hands and mouth, but no luck. She hadn’t really thought that they would have brought in 3 pros like this. “Heh. On hand,” she giggled to herself with two cocks in her hands. And now here she was, jacking off not just one cock but two as well as sucking off a third in her mouth.
Danica was far from a virgin but she had never even had a 3-way before much less a 4-way. Now she had not just one cock, or two, but three hard, pulsing dicks. “Thank God for whiskey,” she thought as she serviced all 3 hung men.
The 3 actors quickly realized that between Danica’s inexperience and drunken state that they were going to have to take over. The 1st actor motioned to the other two and they all nodded in agreement. The 1st actor took Danica’s bobbing head away from the 3rd actor’s groin and slowly fed his own dick to her. He firmly grasped her sides of her head and began thrusting into her mouth, careful not to gag her. The 3rd actor bent down to one side of Danica and began massaging her breasts through her bikini top as the 2nd actor bent down on her other side and slid his hand between her thighs, stroking her barely covered pussy.
All 3 men took their turns with Danica’s body, trading between her mouth, tits and pussy until she started to respond. As her nipples hardened they removed her tiny top, revealing her small tits to the room. As her pussy started to warm and moisten they removed her bottoms to reveal her bald, wet lips and tiny stretch of black pubic hair. And as her body began to respond she began moaning around the different cocks in her mouth as they slid between her tightly stretched lips and warm, wet tongue.
So caught up in watching “The” Danica Patrick service 3 men, the director forgot that he was filming a commercial. “Oh… uh… 2nd positions,” he muttered.
The 3 actors pulled away from Danica a small step and the actor currently fucking her mouth pulled his dick out with a pop as she looked up at them wide-eyed and confused. “Wha…?”
Two of the actors laid Danica’s naked body gently down as the 3rd actor spread her toned legs and positioned the throbbing head of his thick cock at the entrance to her wet pussy. The actor between her legs leaned down and whispered into her ear with concern, “Here we go. Are you ready ma’am?” He began lightly kissing and sucking on her neck and ear as he waited for her.
“Since when do porn actors say ‘ma’am’?” Danica thought to herself as she pretended to kiss him before answering. “Yeah. Sure. Let’s just get started.”
The actor smiled warmly at Danica and gave her a quick peck on her wet lips before whispering, “Ok. Just let me know if I’m hurting you.” He watched Danica take a deep breath before nodding and then he started pushing into the drunk race car driver’s wet pussy.
As the actor between Danica’s wide spread legs pushed forward, the other two knelt down next to her. Their hands and mouths seemed to flow over her naked and exposed body. They kissed her lips, neck, shoulders, tits and hard nipples. Their hands covered her, their strong fingers caressing and stroking her flesh and trailing over her body. As one actor began concentrating on her heaving tits the other actor’s hand slid down Danica’s body and strummed her clit.
After the first couple of inches of his hard dick penetrated Danica’s tight pussy the actor fucking her heard her release her breath and start to breath normally. “Good. Was worried there for a sec,” he thought to himself. The actor kept pushing into her wet pussy, loving the feel of her warm, tight walls squeezing his dick like a fist. “Jesus. I’ve been in the business to long,” he thought to himself. “I ain’t had a woman this tight in years.” As the actor finally bottomed out inside of her he took a moment to stare at the celebrity’s hot, naked body writhing beneath him. When news hit that they were about to film a porn scene with a actual, mainstream celeb, every male actor jumped at the chance. The chance to fuck a actual celebrity. It was the luck of the draw that he’d been one of the three chosen but here he was. Fucking NASCAR driver Danica Patrick. “Fuck yeah.”
As the actor between her legs began to slowly fuck her the other 2 actors kept up working on Danica’s body. Lips, tits, nips and clit were all seen to, touched caressed, and licked as she felt her body responding more and more. With every push of the cock in her pussy she would raise her hips up to meet it and she began moaning and panting erotically as all three men saw to her writhing body’s every need. “Fuck! I should have tried this years ago,” she drunkenly thought to herself as she suddenly broke out into a grin and giggled, finally forgetting her nervousness.
“Switch,” the director called out softly, not wanting to break the spell the 3 porn actors had put on Danica’s body. “They sure know what they’re doing, huh?” he whispered to his aide.
“Uh… yeah. I mean yes sir,” the aide answered, her pussy burning with need.
The 3 actors switched their positions and the 2nd actor began fucking Danica’s wet cunt as the other two began playing with her body all over again. The men made sure the beautiful young woman got the most out of her first porn shoot and wanted her to enjoy it as much as possible.
The race car driving model began panting and moaning out loud more and more as she raised her hips up to meet every thrust of this new cock. Danica had lost track of which actor was which but whoever was fucking her now was doing a great job of hitting her G-spot with every thrust. “Ooohhhh Fuuuck,” she moaned out deep in the back of her throat. She was getting more and more turned on and was enjoying the 4-way fuckfest with every jab of thick, hard dick. The actor fucking her slid in harder and deeper, slowly building up speed and she could feel her juices trailing down her compacted ass-cheeks and pooling underneath her.
“Switch!” the director yelled out this time, confident that Danica was too far gone and enjoying herself to realize that she was surrounded by dozens of people watching her take 3 cocks. The room was completely silent except for the grunts of the actor between Danica’s thighs, the throaty moans escaping from Danica’s mouth and the sound of sweat slick flesh slapping against sweat slick flesh. The nearly silent room was filled with dozens of people watching Danica Patrick, NASCAR drive, model and sports darling taking on three cocks at the same time.
The 3 actors switched with the last and best hung of the actors sliding between Danica’s out stretched legs. The actor gripped her tight ass-cheeks and put them on top of his thighs and slid his cock deep inside of her drooling cunt. “Oh Fuck! Yes!” he heard her moan as he sheathed himself deep inside of her. The other two actors each took a hard nipple into their mouths and began sucking hard on her firm tits as they each took turns sliding their hands down to stroke her hard clit.
“Here we go Miss. Patrick,” the last actor said as he took a moment to appreciate Danica Patrick’s gleaming and sweat slick body and mussed hair flowing around her head. Taking a deep breath the actor began thrusting.
“Arrrggghhhh!!!” Danica yelled out in ecstasy as the last actor quickly built speed and began jack-hammering away into her burning cunt. She wrapped her arm around the heads of the 2 actors nursing her tits, not wanting them to stop sucking at her nipples.
The actor fucking Danica grunted with each quick fire thrust as he made sure to keep a firm grip on her tight ass-cheeks, keeping her from moving around too much. He made sure to rub the head of his rock hard dick against her G-spot with every deep penetration, wanting to make the young celebrity cum.
Danica yelled out in pleasure, “Oh Shit! Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit Fuck! I’m cumming!” Her pussy clamped down on the last actor’s hard pole as a orgasm tore through her body. The actor slammed into her, burying his dick as deep as it would go and left it there as the beautiful, young celebrity rode out her first orgasm.
When the actor felt Danica’s pussy relax and stop twitching he pulled out slowly and laid her ass gently on the floor, his cock dripping with her cum. He heard the director begin to speak but he held up his hand up to stop the director, wanting the panting young woman to catch her breath. After a couple of minutes of post orgasmic moaning and a dopy grin plastered across her face, her breathing began to return to normal and the actor gave the director a thumbs up.
“Third positions people. Danica, you need a couple of minutes or some water?” the director asked.
“Water. And a shot of Jack,” Danica drunkenly mumbled as she rolled over and got on all fours. The aide quickly appeared with a shot of whiskey and a bottle of water. Danica quickly drank half the water then downed the shot and finished off the water. “Come on. Lesh film thish shit,” Danica yelled out with a sly grin as she felt the warmth from the whiskey slide through her naked, sweaty body.
The aide quickly scampered off the stage as the director yelled out. “Alright people. Film still rolling. Let’s go. Action!”
Danica had no idea which actor was where, she just saw two hard dicks suddenly bobbing in front of her and felt a pair of hands grip her slender waist. She used one of her hands to hold herself up as she gripped one of the cocks with her other hand and began jacking it off as she opened her mouth to let the other cock slide past her lips. She could feel the cock behind her slowly start to slide into her pussy so she suddenly thrust her ass back hard, filling her pussy and accidently causing her to nearly chock on the cock fucking her mouth. “Almost there,” she thought. “Me having a orgasm or not… having… cumming. Just wanna get this over… over… um… yeah. And then get some sleep.”
All three actors slid into a practiced rhythm, one behind Danica fucking her doggie style as the other two took turns fucking her beautiful face. Her drooling pussy juices slid down the insides of her thighs as her saliva slid over her chin, both pooling on the floor.
The director’s aide nearly tripped over her own feet as she approached the sweating 4-some, unable to take her eyes off the well fucked celebrity. She whispered into the actor fucking Danica’s gushing pussy. “The director wants you each to make her… you know… cum… before you switch.”
The actor mouthed the directions to the other two actors and they all nodded in acknowledgement. When he turned back to the aide he noticed her eyes glued to the sight of his cock stretching Danica’s wet pussy. “Wanna taste?” he whispered before pulling his cock out, dripping with Danica’s juices and pointing it at the horny aide.
The aide licked her lips nervously, nodded quickly and then bent down, swallowing the actors pulsing dick covered in Danica Patrick’s tart juices. She moaned in pleasure at the taste of the race car driver’s juices coating the actor’s cock and bobbed her head up and down before releasing the swollen dick and letting him get back to work. She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand as she walked back off the stage and the actor quickly went back to fucking Danica.
The actor fucking Danica slid both his arms around her slick body and ran run hand down between her legs to strum her hard clit and used his other hand to pinch her hard nipples. It was a awkward position for him but it let him fuck her long, slow and deep as he stimulated her major erogenous zones. His practiced fingers quickly had her moaning as loudly as before and he knew she was close to cumming again. He released her nipple and clit and grabbed her by her tiny waist, readjusting the position and angle of his cock. With the new angle the actor slid in slow and deep, making sure every inch of his cock slid over her G-spot and buried himself balls deep into her gooey cunt, triggering her 2nd orgasm.
With her mouth filled with hard cock, Danica couldn’t scream out as her orgasm rode through her. Instead she let out a loud gurgle around the thick meat sliding down her mouth as she came. Her orgasm ripped through her and her beautiful, slender body shook and shuddered with erotic pleasure.
When Danica’s body stopped twitching the actor behind her switched places with one of the other two and slid his cum covered dick into the young model’s panting mouth, letting her taste herself. The 2nd actor positioned himself behind Danica, placing the head of his dick just inside of her drooling cunt. With a quick thrust he buried himself deep into her pussy and began jack-hammering away inside of her. His hard, fast thrusts pushed her forward, forcing her to deep throat the pulsing cock in her mouth.
Danica started trying to scream around the dick thrusting into her mouth as she quickly came again. Her pussy clamped down hard on the cock hammering into her, nearly causing the actor to cum. She nearly lost her balance and would have collapsed on the floor if not for the strength of the men holding her up.
When Danica regained her strength the 3rd actor traded positrons with the 2nd actor who then fed the drunk NASCAR driver his own dick, sliding in and out of her panting mouth. The 3rd actor slid slowly into Danica’s enflamed body, only giving her the first few inches of his dick before pulling nearly all the way out. As the actor got into a rhythm he made sure not to fuck to deep into the beautiful driver’s pussy or go to fast since he wanted to make sure she had a nice, long, slow build up before he made her cum. He wanted to make sure she was ready to cum when he was ready for her to and also so he could enjoy his chance to fuck a mainstream celebrity.
The director sat on his little folding chair completely enthralled. He had never been so enraptured filming a commercial before. A small moan beside him broke his attention and for the first time he noticed the rest of the crew, the ones that should have left before the sex had begun. Everybody had broken up into groups of two, three, and even more, all of them fucking with their eyes glued to race car darling Danica Patrick servicing 3 men. The moan that had first broken his attention had come from his assistant, Millie.
Millie looked like the typical small town girl from Nebraska: blond hair, blue eyes, perky, peppy, pretty without being intimidating and pleasantly plump in all the right places. But she had a small fetish, she loved giving oral sex. The taste of a cock or cunt, cum and sweat just turned her on more than anything else in the world. At 18 she had moved to Hollywood to break into the porn business, not to be a star but to be a professional fluffer. She could think of nothing better than to get paid to suck dick and eat pussy for hours and hours between porn scenes, to keep the stars ready to perform. And the sight of three hard cocks fucking in and out of the NASCAR driver Danica Patrick had her drooling.
“Ahem. Millie?” the director muttered as he began unzipping his pants.
“Yeah? I mean, yes sir,” Molly answered without breaking sight of the performers as she pawed at her chest and groin through her clothes.
“Do you mind? Since it appears you’ll have nothing better to do.” The director gestured to his now freed cock as Millie looked over at him.
“Oh Yeah!” she chirped with excitement. “I mean, yes sir! Right away, sir.”
In an instant Millie flung herself down, shoved the director’s cock into her mouth and began sucking hard with needy enthusiasm.
“Oh yeah…” the director moaned as he went back to watching Danica Patrick fucking in the middle of the dark room filled with the grunts and moans of an impromptu orgy.
Danica had developed a rhythm to sucking on two cocks. She sucked on one while jerking off the other, counted to thirty and then switched. It was the cock fucking her from behind that was upsetting her. She wished desperately he would fuck her, harder, faster, deeper, anything! It was upsetting her because she wanted him to hurry up and cum so they could wrap this up and be done. She also wanted him to make her cum and was ashamed by how much she was enjoying herself. She had never been so conflicted. Her body was on fire, desperately craving some kind of release. The long, slow build up of the cock behind her fucking in and out so shallowly had her feeling like a live wire, her nipples and clit felt like they were sizzling with electricity. As one cock slid out of her mouth but before the other one entered she took a deep breath and made her decision. She looked over her shoulder at the actor behind her, her hair plastered to her beautiful and desperate face with sweat. “Fuck me. Please, fuck me. Harder, deeper, faster Anything! Just… Make Me Cum!”
As Danica turned back around and began sucking cock with new enthusiasm, the actor behind her smiled. He pulled his cock almost complexly out, leaving only the head insider her and patted her tight, gleaming ass. “Yes, ma’am.” The actor placed his thumb at the tiny, puckered entrance to her virgin ass.
Danica tried to shout out “no” and shake her head but her mouth and throat were filled with hard dick. The actor leaned down and whispered, “The contract said no anal sex. This ain’t that. Trust me, you’ll like it ma’am.”
As the actor behind her slowly started filling Danica’s tight pussy with his cock he started to slide his sweat slick thumb into her even tighter ass. With every inch of dick the actor gave her he slid his thumb deeper as well. When he had half filled the beautiful model with his dick and thumb he paused a moment before slamming both in as hard and deep as he could.
When the other two actors had seen what the third was up to they quickly freed their cocks from her hands and mouth and shuffled backwards right before Danica screamed out in pleasure, “FuuuuUUUUCCCCCK! I’m Fucking Cumming You Fucking Bastard!” as she came harder than she ever had before. She collapsed into a moaning, twitching heap on the floor as the strongest orgasm of her life ripped through her like an explosion. Her pussy and ass clenched down on the actor’s cock and thumb as she nearly pulled him down to the floor with her before he freed herself, continuing to scream out. “Yes! Yeeeeeessssss…!” the beautiful model yelled as her pussy gushed and her gleaming body shook, thrashing around on the floor.
Danica’s passionate shouts triggered the rest of the crew and nearly everyone came at the same time. Orgasm after orgasm rippled through the room as everyone watched Danica Patrick convulse in orgasmic bliss in the middle of the dark studio. The director gripped Millie’s head and shoved his hard dick as deep into her throat as he could as he shot his load into her, letting her struggle to swallow every drop.
The 3 actors stood over Danica’s body in their prearranged positions: one at her gorgeous face, one at her small tits and the other at her gushing pussy. Within seconds they exploded, covering the beautiful woman in their thick cum. Each actor was amazed at how much cum they managed to unload after years of doing porn. Danica had been a very special treat.
The two camera men stood over Danica as she stared blankly up towards the dark ceiling. One of them nudged her with his foot. “Your line, Miss Patrick. Don’t forget your line,” he whispered, hoping she’d forget it so that they would have to film again.
Danica looked at the camera man confused. Both camera men were naked from the waist down and fisting their cocks desperately. “Line?” she thought to herself. “Oh yeah.” “Way to go, Daddy,” she finally said with a devilish smile and a wink before passing out.
As Millie stood up and made her way over to the 2 camera men, the boom operator and the light guy (not wanting to miss a opportunity to suck off 4 cocks), the director began shoving his spent cock back into his pants. “Someone wanna get Miss Patrick hosed off, dressed and back home before she sobers up and realizes she fucked 3 guys in the middle of a room full of people?”
“I’ll do it boss. Just gonna have Millie clean me up some first,” one of the actors said from the middle of the sound stage.
“Good, good,” the director answered. “And someone wanna apologize to the janitorial crew about all the stains. Hey, Millie. Wanna help them out with a few bonuses? They’ll gonna be pissed about all this cum.”
Millie tried to say “Yes sir,” with a ok sign from her fingers but was unable to talk with a face and mouth full of dick. All the director heard was, “Ehss ur,” but he got the idea.
One of the crew walked up to the director, naked from the waist down and unable to find his clothes after the darkened, impromptu orgy. “All this might put us in a, ‘ahem’ sticky situation.”
“How’s that?” the director asked. “And who the hell are you? Can’t tell without a ID.”
“Neil. Producer. And the contract stated that we had to clear the stage of non-essential personal.”
The director took a moment to think it over. “Not my fault,” he said scratching his chin thoughtfully. “I did my job according to contract. Clearing the stage was for the script supervisor or something. We’ll let legal sort it out.”
A few days after Danica’s big performance the company was found in breach of contract for not clearing the sound stage. All copies of Danica’s scene were destroyed, giving her time to find a sympathetic judge. The judge ruled that Danica did not have to perform any adult scenes just because the commercials implied it. A new contract was written up that satisfied Danica and she went back to filming non-adult commercials.